Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
