shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
