I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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