Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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