Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
