She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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