I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
