brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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