bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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