I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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