Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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