ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
