But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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