You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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