Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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