I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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