i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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