have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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