we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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