Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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