So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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