ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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