so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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