He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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