I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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