That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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