So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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