I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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