At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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