Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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