what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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