just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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