Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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