I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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