i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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