I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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