Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
