worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
