I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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