And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
