are you so shy because you have an std?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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