Say something about gay babies.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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