K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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