My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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