I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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