dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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