Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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