People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So much Jack, so little girl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize