On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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