he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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