i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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