I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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