Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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