Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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