I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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