if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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