im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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