i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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